I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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