Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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