i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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