So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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