Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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