you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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