I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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