This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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