I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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