mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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