"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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