is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Oh Jesus.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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