Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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