Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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