is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
