my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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