I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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