he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
A bitchslap is in order.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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