Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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