the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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