I'm really into asian looking animals
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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