I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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