Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
He uses pillows to masturbate.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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