my vag is so smooth its legendary
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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