what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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