don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
