Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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