she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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