We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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