wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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