the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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