He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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