please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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