just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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