In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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