Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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