google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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