I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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