I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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