yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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