just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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