do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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