Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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