i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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