If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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