kristin has been a bad kristin
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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