These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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