I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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