If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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