Someone shit on the floor
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Randomize