"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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