im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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