you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
